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CRAZY ERNIE FOR
PRESIDENT IN 2012
"I promise
I WILL NOT
STEAL as much as those
before me."
"I promise
I WILL NOT
LIE as much as those before
me."
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January 29, 2011 UPDATE
Crazy Ernies Opinion
and thoughts on dirty
Washington/Chicago politics.
"It's all about the fucking
money
pits, Mr.
President."
Ok ... think about this for a while. Obama
stumped all over and with smooth talking got elected President of the
United States. When in office he started to bring his Chicago cronies
into Washington (the money
pit). Rahm Emanuel was one of them. First 2
years in office he was using Pelosi, Reid and others (with Emanuel)
to the max to get some stupid unpopular things done. Rahm Emanuel
helped in the background with all this crap. After 2 years in office
Obama's political future as a President are looking a little slim for
another term in Washingtons money pit. YOU
UP WITH ME? Now, guess what, with
Washingtons future looking a little bleak for Obama/Emanuel in 2012
is it anyones surprise that Emanuel backed out of Washington and is
running for the Mayor of Chicago, their old time stomping grounds ...
the corrupt Chicago money pit. YOU
STILL UP WITH ME? Picture this scenario ...
Emanuel gets in charge of Chicago. Obama fails to get re-elected.
Hmmmm, GUESS who in Chicago will help move Obama right back into the
corrupt Chicago political enviroment and money pit.
YOU GET THE
PICTURE? They try their best to MILK
Washingtons money pit ... and then ... when they see a possible loss
of power there ... Emanuel runs to Chicago to set up base for the
next best corrupt place to be in charge of TONS of money. Instead of
Obama/Emanuel in the Washington money pit ... It will be
Emanuel/Obama in the Chicago money pit. "Buddy,
you rubbed my back so now I'll rub your back ... and, let the good
money times and corruption roll."
Wheeeeeeee.
Print this out, hang it on your wall, and see what happens
2 years from now. BET I'M RIGHT. If
Obama gets re-elected to a 2nd term they still have a super sweet arrangement.
Obama in Washingtons money pit and Emanuel possibly still in Chicagos money
pit. IF I'M WRONG ... I WILL ADMIT
IT IN 2012. And NO, I AM NOT A RIGHT
WING REPUBLICAN FANATIC NOR A TEA BAGGER. I am in the middle of the road on
politics and try to think and vote about what is right for the MAJORITY of us
peons that will help all our lives. Sorry
for long rant. It all just looks so
obvious to me.
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January 25, 2011 UPDATE
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Crazy Ernie got a new set of
false teeth last week so he decided to put his old, but nice, set of
teeth up for bid on Ebay. So far ... no one is biting on them.
Crazy Ernie filed for a patent
for his newly designed snow removal device. Please look for them at
Walmart, Costco, K-Mart and all handicap retail stores. Ernie sez:
"If they don't have them in stock you have the options talked about
above. Get a fucking gun and shoot the place up until they get some."
Duhhhhh!!!
That will certainly show
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January 22, 2011 UPDATE
CRAZY ERNIE GOES
GROCERY SHOPPING
Glad she didn't follow
me out of the store ... WHEW!!!
Walking all over the grocery store and my dick
is occasionally getting hard, then soft, then hard. My suspicion is
that Leroy is somewhere getting his cock played with ... or maybe
starting to masturbate. LOL
Got in line to check out and there is this 400+ pound super fugly
female in front of me (picture above). Hope I didn't hurt my camera.
Was surprised my 8gb camera had enough space to hold her picture. I'm
trying to ignore her as I don't want to get sick but she keeps trying
to chat with me. And, then it happened (damn you Leroy), I had a huge
boner that she saw. She asked me if I wanted to come over to her
place for a drink while looking at my boner. And, right then,
POW, I
had another fucking moaning and groaning Orgasm. This fugly woman now
thinks that she is fucking hot and backs right up to my boner and
wiggles 4 tons of flesh against me. Only thing I could do is ... PUKE
all over her back and run full speed out of the store hoping she
couldn't catch me. Whew that was fucking close ... DAMN YOU
LEROY.
CRAZY ERNIE humor: I
really feel super tired today. Why???
Went to the bar last night and was making out with this pretty redhead. Bought
her 5-11 drinks and finally got enough nerve to ask her to go for a drive. We
drove about 37 miles out in the desolate country back roads and finally pulled
over to the side of this lonely road. Started hugging and kissing and boobie
rubbing and I finally got up enough nerve to say, "It's either give me a blowjob
... or walk." Well, reason I'm tired is ... I HAD TO WALK ... IT WAS HER CAR."
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January 21, 2011 UPDATE
Now, it's getting
interesting for Crazy Ernie and Leroy
Crazy Ernie and Leroy now have their
independence since the Doctor seperated them with a meat cleaver.
Leroy ended up with a dick that has 2 heads. His black dick head and
Ernies white dickhead. Since they've been seperated they have both
been wild with sexual activity. Especially Leroy as the ladies sure
like his double headed cock. One HUGE problem is now occuring with
this situation. You ready
for this??? Every time
Leroy has sex and has a climax Crazy Ernie also has an orgasm because
Leroy has Ernies white dick head leading the pack. Leroy has turned
into a male nymphomaniac and is constantly having sex with someone.
SAMPLE FUNNY HAPPENING:
Crazy Ernie had to go to
the Dentist and the lady Dental Assistant was cleaning his teeth ...
and, at the same time Leroy started fucking a gorgeous blonde. As the
Dental Assistant was poking around in his mouth Ernie started to moan
real bad and had an Orgasm right there in the dental chair. Talk
about a surprised Dental Assistant. A
patient having an Orgasm getting their teeth
cleaned. It was fun for
Ernie ... but, he was a little embarassed. LOL
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January 19, 2011
Walmart is a heavy
Chinese product marketer
Crazy Ernie
sez: "Let's help put a
STOP to this insanity NOW."
CRAZY ERNIES pet
peave: We are now over 14
trillion dollars in international debt. That's
$14,000,000,000,000.00. Do you realize that is $48,000
PER MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD in
the United States? When is this going to be paid ... and,
BY WHOM????
Contact your Congressman about this. Next time you go into Walmart
just look at where the products are manufactured. Almost all say
MADE IN
CHINA. Wake up and
BUY
AMERICAN
products.
Here is what to suggest to
your Congressman. To start reducing our National debt let's put a
10-20% tariff (tax) on ALL imported goods from China. This will do 2
things for all Americans. 1. It will start reducing out National
Dept. And, most important, 2. It will put MILLIONS of Americans back
to work because we will now be able to compete with the slave labor
entities in China.
Also, please mention this to your local
Walmart, K-Mart, Costco, Sam's Club and others. It isn't only Walmart ... it's
all of them. TELL THEM ADAMANTLY that you want to put Americans back to work
and want to lower our National debt. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT YOU THINK ... BUY AMERICAN
NOW.
PLEASE, buy American
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January 15, 2011
Crazy Ernies Pet
Peave - the word "NEXT"
what does it mean???
Shepard Smith of Fox
News
CRAZY ERNIES pet peave is: This
is a picture of Shepard Smith of Fox News. I like him and this in no way is
meant to center ONLY
on him. ALL
cable newscasters do it and it drives me fucking crazier. SAMPLE:
They finish a story and then say something
like this: "Osama bin Laden HAS
been captured ... and that is NEXT."
WOW, that's something I WANT TO HEAR.
Now, in the dictionary the word 'NEXT'
means 'immediately following'.
But, what happens then. You sit through 3 minutes of commercials that you've
seen 8000 times and when the newscaster gets back, you got it, they give 3-4
totally unrelated stories other than something about Osama bin Laden. Then,
they go into another 1-2 minute commercial break and you hear 2 more unrelated
stories ... and then, and only then, a half hour later you hear the story about
Osama bin Laden. It's obvious these programing fuckers just duped you into watching
5-6 minutes of paid commercials before giving you the HIGH
INTEREST STORY. Doesn't this just
piss you and the Pope off. Many times I have clicked the remote just like you
and changed channels. I don't like to be used in this fashion. PLEASE NEWSCASTERS,
the fucking word NEXT
means 'IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING'.
It does not mean dupe your viewers.
Ask yourself: "Would you like to be in line at McDonalds waiting to place your
order and when the person in front of you is done and gone, the clerk standing
right in front of you asks the person BEHIND you for their order???? Wasn't
you NEXT????"
THINK ABOUT IT ... AND STOP
THAT SHIT ... RIGHT NOW!
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January 14, 2011
Here's Crazy Ernies
Dad in the waiting room the day of the surgery
If you look closely I
think Crazy Ernie takes after his Dad
You all know by now that Crazy
Ernie and Leroy were siamese twins and joined at the cock. Their
mothers worked hard to save money, and as promised, were going to pay
to have them seperated upon school graduation. Well, the time has
come. They saved all they could and had a total of $229.99 saved up.
Not much, so they had to really shop hard for a cheap surgeon. They
finally found Dr. Weinerstein that started in micro-surgery and
graduated to magna-surgery. Only thing that the Dr. wasn't good at
was math and he had severe eyesight problems. Instead of using a fine
scalpel he decided to use a butchers chopping knife. And then,
WHACK.
The Dr. then said what no one wants to hear in an operating room.
"Oooooooops". Crazy Ernie and Leroys dick looked like this after the
chop:
Ernie=========----00=========Leroy
Even though Crazy Ernie had a
monstrous whopper, Leroy ended up with both dick heads. Leroys cock
looked like a chocolate ice cream cone with a dip of vanilla ice
cream on top of it. Can you picture that???
That's one of the setbacks of finding a cheap discount Doctor. I
wonder if that's where the rumor got started that blacks have larger
dicks that whites??? We will be posting some very funny side effects
of this operation in coming days. You will love them.
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January 13, 2011
Steven Colbert was
asked what he thought about Crazy Ernie
NOW, MORE ABOUT CRAZY
ERNIE AND LEROY
You will love tomorrows post
about Crazy Ernie and Leroy. Their mothers both promised them when
they were young that they would work hard and save up money to have
them seperated as a school Graduation gift. You will hear about the
seperation and the hillarious things that happened afterward. Don't
miss it. Even Steve Colbert, laughing above, thought is was
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January 12, 2011
This is just
TWO
of the reasons I love golf
Not only a good golfer but both Crazy
Ernie and Leroy would love to play games with her. From any angle
this is nothing but beautiful sightings on the golf course. We're
thinking about a HOLE-IN-ONE right now. Just sitting down to chat
with her would be total eroticism. And then maybe
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would happen. I think you can figure that
sign language out. LOL
CRAZY ERNIE sez:
When Leroy and I were young we used to do
cartwheels in the opposite direction until our dick looked like a
piece of twisted taffy.
FUNNY SEX times:
We used to date 2 girls and in the movie
theatre would have them sit between us with our weiner across their
laps. It would make us both super horney when they took turns bending
over and licking on our dick heads. Super boner time then. Loved it.
ERNIE=======OO=======LEROY
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January 11, 2011
I asked Leroy, my
black twin, what he thought about our life
connected by the weiner. This was his reaction
...
In the 8th grade Leroy had a crush on our
teacher Ms. Suchit. He would get a boner going and it would push our
chairs apart in back of the room. He said, "If she can't suck it at
least she should come back here, pet it, and swing on it." I'd have
to agree with him on that.
CRAZY ERNIE sez:
I went to the grocery store the other day
and the Cashier asked me if I wanted 'paper or plastic' for my
groceries. I told her, "It doesn't matter .. I'm
bisacksual."
CRAZY ERNIE humor:
Leroy was driving down the I-75 Xpressway
when his cell phone rang. It was Ernie. Ernie told Leroy to be very
careful 'cause it said on the news that there was a car driving down
the expressway going the wrong way. Leroy said, "One?? Hell, there's
100's of em going the wrong way."
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January 10, 2011
Sorry I missed
updating today
I was totally involved in watching the
news about what this sick fucker did
CRAZY ERNIE
sez: I just cannot, in any reasonable
fashion, see how a person can do such a terrible thing and then (as
the picture shows) grin in the camera like it was something neat and
something he is proud of doing. Personally I am against death
sentences and 'so called' legal executions ... but, in this case I
say, "Get the needles ready and rid the earth of this scum." I also
feel sorry for his parents and relatives. I couldn't imagine how I
would feel if one of my sons did something like this. It must be
horrible in their house right now.
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January 9, 2011
What a senseless
tragedy in Arizona yesterday
Is this what pro-gun
people want to happen again?
After several gun
crimes and killings here in Saginaw, Michigan I posted 1 month ago
this suggested solution. AND, I sincerely believe something like this
should be put into effect. Screw the 'I need a gun for protection'
people. Guns were designed for one purpose only ... TO KILL. Read
this older post and give it a serious thought. You can still hunt,
target shoot, etc. ... but guns would be less accessable ... and,
people using them for a crime would pay heavily. Here's the
post:
Have every county and
parish build a gun storage unit and make ALL
citizens (Police exempt) pay a fee to store your weapons 24/7/365.
Your weapons will be under supervised lock and key at all times. If
you want to go hunting you go check your gun out for the hunting
period and return it within 24 hours after your hunting is over.
Otherwise, ABSOLUTELY NO GUNS in private hands unless legally owned
and checked in and out of the supervised unit. IF you are caught with
a gun not in the legal system you go to jail - no bond - minimum 20
years automatic jail time. LIFE for the second offense.
PERIOD. Just think of the
murders and killings and robberies this would
eliminate. Look at your
daily news and just see how many gun crimes are being committed even
as I type this. NO GUNS IN
CITIZENS HANDS UNLESS LEGALLY OWNED AND LEGALLY CHECKED OUT OF THE
SUPERVISED UNIT.
PERIOD. The thieves and
crooks would be speechless on this kind of law. Violent crime would
definately go down. And, there would be money coming in from the
storage unit where the guns are legally held for you.
Think about
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January 8, 2011
Massive dead Starlings, dead Fish, dead
Pigeons, polar shift
Crazy Ernie
wonders:
After watching the video
doesn't it make you wonder about December
21, 2012??? How much of
this stuff that you see in this video is happening
RIGHT NOW???
Wars, killings, building nukes, radical people, murders, religious
fanatics wanting YOU to change, etc. And now we see, dead birds in
masses, millions of dead fish, dead pidgeons and who knows whats
next. Could it be humans???
We saw yesterday the
shutting down of airstrips at airports in Tampa because of the
magnetic polar shift of true north. Every year the North Pole is
shifting 4' closer to Russia. Crazy Ernie wonders, "What the hell is
going on?"
NOW, YOU KNOW ERNIE IS
CRAZY
DON'T YOU?
CRAZY ERNIES insane asylum
thoughts: If the polar
poles shift will everything be backwards??? Will cars be driving down
the roads backwards to get you where you've been? Will you have to
turn left to go right? Just think about going to take a dump. (LOL)
Will you be taking food back to the stores and be handed money???
Will the stores send the beef and pork back to the slaughter house
where they reconstruct cows and pigs. If a stupid ass like Kim Jung
Ill lights of a nuke rocket it will come back to him and blow his ass
up??? Will Elvis be truley seen in Kalamazoo at a Burger King? Will
we as humans show up on earth at around 85 years old and regress to 0
years old??? Will that high school girl that rejected your amourous
advances show up totally naked at your back door??? Will Nancy Pelosi
turn beautiful and conservative??? Will Barack Obama start to make
sense??? Tornados will travel from East to West and leave in their
wake trailer house parks. NOW, what funny things can you imagine if
everything was BACKWARDS???
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January 7, 2011
Robert Gibbs - Obama's
spokesperson - or was
About 4 months ago I
predicted on another board that Robert would probably be out by the
mid-term elections. Reason was simple for me to guess at that. When
he gave his daily briefings I was seeing something. He was getting
some tough questions here and there and I was seeing that he was
giving answers that he thought Obama would say. BUT, I could really
see in his face that most of the time he was not convinced what he
was saying was the truth. He knew, by his facial looks, that what he
was answering was total bullshit. He may be a nice guy but he was in
a tough spot. Just did not convince me with his
answers.
Finally, the WITCH
OF DC is fading
off
No question that this beast caused the
American people TONS of problems. Her farewell speech was disgusting
and continuous lies from top to bottom. I could see her successor
continuously tapping his right fingers on the chair arm when she was
speaking. Was he secretly saying, "Shut the fuck up and let's get it
over with." Now, let's get down to some serious modifications of what
the screwy Dumbocrats pushed down our throats. Yeah. I personally
think Nancy Pelosi should retire and go back to California. I am
certain she could get at job at DizzyLand as a grinning clowns ass
somewhere. LOL
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YOUTH
MORE BIZARRE times:
It was in the 7th grade
when Crazy Ernie and Leroy were out playing tag with the other kids
and running around in fast circles. Then, it happened. All of a
sudden Crazy Ernies and Leroys dick got tied in 2 knots. They
couldn't get them untied. Even their teacher, Ms. Notaway, couldn't
do it so off to the Hospital they went. It took Doctors in the
Emergency Room over 4 hours helping Ernie and Leroy get their knots
off. (NOW, THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY)
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January 6,
2011
Glenn Beck has it
right on Fox News
Here is a man that tells it
like it is. The left wingers, like brain dead George Soros, hate his
guts. WHY? It's simple. Glenn exposes the near criminal things that
these far left wing NUTS
are trying to turn the American life in to. They want Socialism in
the worst way. Just look up Georgie on Google and you will see the
ideas that this sicko wants for YOU. And he is spending billions of
his dollars to get you there. Just
listen to Glenn on Fox News
at 5pm eastern time and you will get the point.
MORE ABOUT CRAZY ERNIES
YOUTH
CRAZY ERNIE sez:
"During Halloween we would find a heavily traveled sidewalk and hide up in a
tree over the sidewalk. When kids got near, one of us would bungee jump down
in front of them, scaring them, and then weiner bounce right back up in the
tree. It was hillarious to see. Me and Leroy taking turns bungee jumping. LOL
" With the help of a friend we also had the biggest sling shot in town. Yeah!!!
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January 5,
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Didn't hit the LOTTO
... so, onward with the blog.
Below is a picture of
a useless piece of shit.
BRETT
FAVRE
What a total piece of human
shit this person is. He was blessed with a talent, made TONS of money
from people like you and I, and look what he has done with his life.
Crooked dealings, rapes and who knows what else. Just think about it
... kids looked up to this hunk of elephant puke. I just wished there
was a way to remove all his wealth and put him in a cardboard box in
a street alley. Only problem with that is that it would insult the
homeless people that never had what he has.
NOW, MORE ABOUT CRAZY
ERNIES YOUTH
CRAZY ERNIE facts:
Crazy Ernie and Leroy's
Moms, before the kids were born, were used by the local Police
Departments for crowd control. Think about it, they could stand
across the street from each other and block off traffic with their
huge connected weiner. :-) They used to laugh when out for a drive.
They would hang the connected weiner over the rear view mirror with
the black and white dick heads bouncing around when they hit bumps in
the road. Now, picture that in your mind.
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story begins on January 3, 2011
NOW, MORE ABOUT CRAZY
ERNIES YOUTH
CRAZY ERNIE facts: Crazy
Ernie and Leroy, joined at the penis, were 2 of the most popular kids in grade
school. They were invited to everyones Birthday parties because their weiner
was great for the kids to play jump weiner (rope) with. Can
you picture that in your mind??? Another
interesting thing about the twins was that Crazy Ernie was white and born to
a black mother. He had short black tightly curled hair, a wide flat nose and
HUGE lips. Leroy, on the other hand, being black and born to a white mother,
had long straight red hair, a pointed nose, buck teeth and thin lips. Crazy
Ernie could dance well and Leroy was a stumblebum. In school one day the teacher
wrote a problem on the blackboard. She said, "First one up here with the right
answer gets an extra hour of outdoor playtime." Crazy Ernie and Leroy were sitting
in the back and Leroy jumped up and made it to the blackboard in 3 seconds flat.
In less than 2 seconds Crazy Ernie came flying through the air and smashed into
the blackboard like a slingshot. Splat!!!
While Crazy Ernie was nursing a bloody
nose Leroy jumped out the window to play for an hour. NOT funny was the window
slamming down on their weiner making them both scream a little bit. LOL. Will
have more insane facts tomorrow. Tune us in please.
January 3,
2011
CRAZY ERNIES
HYSTERICAL YOUTH FACTS
(additions will be
posted over the next few days)
Crazy Ernie was born in 1936.
He was a healthy boy ... but, with several exceptions. He was born a
Siamese
Twin and has a brother
named Leroy. We all know that most Siamese Twins are joined at the
body and/or head. Well, Crazy Ernie and Leroy were different. They
were joined at their DICK. And another different thing was is that
Crazy Ernie is white and Leroy is black. And,
the strangest
fact was that they had the
same father - but, different mothers. Crazy Ernie had a black
mother and Leroy had a white mother. Picture that in your mind. Also
think about it, these 2 mothers were joined together by a big dick
that hooked Crazy Ernie and Leroy together. When the mothers went
grocery shopping they hung their heavy purses on the dick that joined
them causing it to stretch pretty long. Plus, the mothers slept in
bunk beds. (You getting the picture?) More
coming!
CRAZY ERNIE FUNNIES
CRAZY ERNIE sent me this
email: It said: "Clickety clack, Clickety
clack, Clickety clack, Clickety clack, Clickety clack, Clickety
clack, Clickety clack, DING." Looks like he just learned how to
install a computer Modem to his 1950's Remington
typewriter.
CRAZY ERNIE sez:
"If you multiply 111111 times 111111 the answer is 12345678987654321"
January 2,
2011
Isabelle Caro, French
Model, 28
Dies from Anorexia at
28 years old
Girls, remember this
as Karen Carpenter died young also from Anorexia.
Make sure you eat properly.
Here is Karen Singing
one of her famous songs
We lost a very pretty talented artist
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January 1, 2011
HAPPY NEW YEAR
TO ALL OUR FRIENDS
FROM: Crazy Ernie and
Baumadine
We promise to bring
you serious news and lots of laughter in
this NEW YEAR of 2011. Both the news and humor will have
Crazy Ernies weird, but humerous slant to it.
:=)|
CRAZY ERNIE humor:
Last night I staggered into
the front door of a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender saw I
was plastered and refused to serve me. I left and staggered into the
side door and ordered a drink. Bartender said: "I told you, you are
too drunk. Can I call you a cab?" I staggered out of the side door
and entered through the back door and orderd a double scotch.
Bartender said: "I told you no, you are too drunk. Either I call you
a cab or I call the police." I finally said to him: "How many fucking
bars do you work at?" (grin)
LAST NIGHT: Beumadine
and I left the bar. We walked up to a Taxi and Beumadine said: "Hey guy, got
room for a case of beer and a large Pizza?" Taxi driver said, "Sure do." So,
Beumadine stuck her head in his back window and puked all over. Yuk.
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